Top 10 states searching for “gay sex” on Google.
The bible belt..
Aaaaaaand Nevada
Who’s surprised?
But people who google “gay sex” probably aren’t looking for “hardcore anal” or whatever or that’s what they’d search for. People searching “gay sex” are probably searching for anti-homosexual propaganda.
Or they’re just retarded southerners who still haven’t figured out how to use the internets.
(via matweeny)
(Source: regijack)
p-e-n-i-s goes into the anus to rupture intestines
anus licking causes sepsis
candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse
Whitney HOUSTON was found without clothes in a bathtub
“every corpse found without clothes has a partner that did away with them”
children in San Francisco have the worst scholastics failing ALL grade levels
they cry all day and rape each other hetero
“without being told not to”
Jesus was kissed by Judas a Homo
do u choose Jesus a Celibate or Judas a Homo
do
u
homo
If you walked in on this, and she was all “eff me, bro” would you do it surrounded by all those pre-babies?
(Source: goodbyeforeverfatty)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
a visit from a friend
@ellegarto
THERE IS A HORSE OUTSIDE. CALL THE COPS. THERE IS A HORSE WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE.
The day Maggie said the craziest fucking thing, and it was true.
“I hear a horse…”
(Source: hiramberrys)
1 out of every 8 cats is born with bread limbs. reblog if you care. keep scrolling if you dont have a heart.
this won’t look ugly on your blog even though i know you’re used to reblogging orange girls and mtv gifs
omfg im cryin
My cat got diagnosed with this at birth, we had him amputated for fear that he’d get bullied, now he has no limbs.
this must be a french thing. also i just spit on my screen laughing at the above comment.
(Source: breadedcats)
You know what shouldn’t exist?
Job applications that have Skills Assessments attached to them.
...
A place for a mysterious character to sneak around perhaps?
Awesome challenge!
I don’t want to wake madison up despite the fact that we need to do laundry at some point today.
She’s really cute when she’s sleeping.
I am a shopaholic. This wedding has just legitimized my spending...
Still learning to walk on the leash…bounty hunters can’t be tamed!
